You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
