ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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