She announced her abortion via fbk
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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