This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Pants are for mortals
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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