My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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