..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize