try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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