it hurts more in the daytime
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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