I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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