watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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