I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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