Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
tell me about the fingering
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