Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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