she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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