can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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