My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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