the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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