Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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