so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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