If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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