She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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