Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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