What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
