There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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