she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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