He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
