Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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