Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The adults are the big ones right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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