Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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