So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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