My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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