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(248): View more from Michigan

her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/

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(906): View more from Michigan

I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.

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(770): View more from Georgia

he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.

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(850): View more from Florida

I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.

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(310): View more from California

I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.

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(818): View more from California

You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.

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