She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think I won the penis lottery.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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