after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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