I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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