So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
bring money and cleavage
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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