I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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