awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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