Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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