Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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