I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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