Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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