why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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