Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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