At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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