What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
