I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
send nudes
from the living room?
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