Sry I called you an 8
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
