Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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