i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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