This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
