nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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