i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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